[Wow, is this what it's like watching Wade try to be 'normal'? Because if so he's gotta say, he doesn't get why everyone's always bitching about it- this shit's funny as hell.

If he were the type to actually laugh more than once every thirty issues or so, he'd definitely be chuckling right now. Well met, hoooo boy, this guy...]

Grim's my middle name, [he says, and while it might have passed for true before he opened his mouth, it's pretty obvious now that it's a joke.

OR IS IT:]

Some weird disembodied voice tells you to survive, you gotta assume there's gonna be some obstacles, right? And expect the bodies to pile up around 'em, probably. [It doesn't sound like he cares much- if anything he sounds... Excited?] Murderworld comma Maine, here we come! Hope it's as fun as Bayonne!