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D e a d p o o l ([personal profile] redclown) wrote in [community profile] uploadedmeme 2018-09-09 04:07 pm (UTC)

Wade, rambling? Never!

"Yeah, you and me both, guy," he says somewhat absently as he crouches to take that 'closer look from behind the relative safety of the glass; maybe not quite as dumb as he seems. A sword didn't do this- he would know- and from what he can see of the still-gooey edges, it wasn't a laser or anything hot enough to cauterize. It doesn't look jagged like any of the times he'd been ripped in half either, nor does it look like teeth did it. He's actually genuinely puzzled (and pretty intrigued, truthfully), but he's not sure he wants to go full Columbo just yet.

"Curiouser and curiouser..." He stands, dusting his hands off for no reason, and then:

"I'm gonna call it- I think he's dead, Jim."

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