Someone less, well, Deadpool, might have had the good sense to be at least somewhat intimidated. There’s no denying that the guy boasts a pretty imposing figure and that’s not even counting the unsettling eyes (what are thoooose?)... But Wade sure is gonna charge right on through with nothing more than a mental note that the 'authorities are watching' card is out of play for this round.

“Oh man, are you in your rebellious phase?” He coulda guessed from the getup, but... “Whatever. Look, normally I wouldn’t give half a shit—“ there’s a pause, and then Wade’s masked face stretches into a grin. “Look ma, no censors! Where was I... Right-- don’t usually care, but dude, haven’t you seen Cube? Or Saw? Or any movie, ever? I'm just sayin', I'm pretty sure this’ll work out better if we don’t throw each other out of the frying pan and into that one episode of 'Hannibal'. Totally fridging, by-the-by."

Somehow satisfied with leaving Authority Issues with that hot take to convince him to chill, Wade toes the pool of blood that’s started to seep through the door, narrowing his eyes at half-man out there slumped against the glass. He’s seen (and lived through) worse, of course, but...

“Yeesh. Moist. You get a good look at what did that? I've only seen, like, a leg. I think it was a leg... Oh god, what if it wasn't a leg!? My virgin eyes!"