Dean gave his brother a thumbs up. He intended to take a little more than just some TP, but that was on the list (even if it was that half-cardboard stuff that claimed to be "soft as unicorn kisses and as strong as 1000 ponies").

"Hey, man," he said as his brother departed, "stay out of trouble out there, huh?" It'd be all they needed for Dean to have to bail his brother out of Paul Blart's mall jail.