"It's not always about value. Sometimes it's just for the thrill, not that there's much to be found here." Just ask the Bodega Bandit. He makes a hobby out of stealing corn dogs and the occasional ice cream sandwich. It's a real strange addiction.

"And turtlenecks are perfectly comfort--whoa, what?" This is new. None of the people she's decided are 'NPCs' so far have demonstrated this level of personality and this is the first time one has even moved away from their post. Coincidence or just bad timing with a stomach upset? Is this some brainwashing thing where she's disobeying commands?

Here Gwen had thought being forced to lie a third of the time was bad enough.

"Eat something gross?" Still can't rule out the simple answers yet.