[Hell yeah, he's funny! That's the only way he's been so successful thus far. In life.]

Yeah, you could have the stupidest bodyguard in the world - but you'd still be one up on the guy who doesn't have a bodyguard.

[And once the goods are traded, Gintoki quickly tears the wrapper off of the sucker and pops it into his mouth.]

If you keep bringing me stuff like this, I'll have your back. I'll even tell you where my camp's set up so you can find me if you get in a bind.