It has to be! Like, um... L-like we were kidnapped! And brought here as a big joke! Ahha-- haha! It's something Cyril would totally do... Do you know Cyril? [Cyril would definitely do this as a joke, Petunia is pretty sure. Why he'd do it is a totally different thing, but...

She looks around anxiously, but whips her head around to give him a puzzled look at the question.]

A... phone? Why would I be randomly carrying a phone with me? It's not like I know how to set one up either! [What crazy talk! Did she look like someone who could plug all those wires in and get a phone set up? Please.]