Sam looked equally baffled. He shrugged his shoulders, one hand filled with tea the other with cabbage. What the hell was he even supposed to do with the cabbage?

He was just about to ask when another employee — someone totally different — walked up with a sample tray in hand. "Would you like to try out fair trade organic no-GMO fully sustainable seaweed and buckwheat energy powder?" he asked, exuberantly holding the try up under Sam's now. He shot Dean a nasty look in the meantime.

Feeling pressured, Sam took one of the cups and held it up in salute. "Thanks."

The clerk stared, waited.

Sam frowned and glanced at his brother and then dropped back the shot of what he could only describe as salty sawdust. He coughed the grains inelegantly. "Mmmm..."

Satisfied, the man nodded and walked away.