Sporting goods. Yeah, a baseball bat will work great against an enemy that can slice a man in two.

[It's easy to forget she has a quota to meet, and she quickly begins spinning a lie. She just needs to keep them relatively harmless.] If only they had laser guns. I'm an excellent shot with a laser gun. [She never uses guns at all, of course. Web shooters all the way.]

We can't even see what's out there in all this fog. My super-vision is gone. [Another lie. She's never had any special sight capabilities, just a sixth sense.] It's too dangerous to send anyone out until we know what we're dealing with.