Dean immediately wondered if the money had been counterfeit. He frowned, puzzling it over. Was this little erudite weirdo a white-collar criminal of some sort? And could he be so bold and carefree to just disclose his crime to random strangers at a viewing of Spider-Man 3?

No, Dean figured he’d just misunderstood. And if by some slim chance he was right, he didn’t want to get pulled into anything. So he just nodded, and said, “Yeah, well, enjoy the movie, huh?”