[The albino lets out an audible scoff, as if he's never been so offended before. He even puts a hand to chest, brows furrowed.]

Ever heard of charity? Do I look like an errand boy? [... Ignore that his literal adult profession was basically being someone's errand boy. Anyone's errand boy. He's done more work for less...

...

And the future of ice cream hung in the balance.]

There's a sporting goods store not too far that's got a bunch of knives. Why don't you go check it out? I'll watch over the stand while you're gone, okay? They'll never know you left. Deal?