[The fact that she's still even playing along proves simply that this girl is a good girl with a good heart. Gintoki will remember that little tidbit as he leads the way into the store. Once they're in perfect trajectory of the jacket, he kneels down and motions for her to literally climb up his back.]

Usually they get sales people to get it down for you I guess. But when I asked good ol' Martin over there he told me he was too busy with other customers-- [This accusation is punctuated by a jerk of his head to a store associate who is currently walking around the store in a rather stilted fashion. Occasionally he stops, as if he were interacting with an invisible customer before he would continue walking in the same pattern repeatedly. Sometimes he would look in Gintoki and Petunia's general direction - but his eyes never focused on them. Instead he stared through them, as if they simply did not exist.]

So, since I'm not gettin' any help - I figured I'd get someone else to help me get the damn thing down, right? Now climb up. I'll steady you once you got a good perch.