[The fourth wall is meant to be overstepped, trampled, abused! You must never be afraid to venture across the chasms of media...

Good. Good, his operation has drawn confusion out of the kid, which ideally means no more blunt trauma to the face. It causes a bit of relief to well in Gintoki's chest... and coaxes him to continue. A sly smile twitches onto his lips as his free hand gives a dismissive gesture.]

Yeah, yeah... Good thinking. You got any money on you, kid? You certainly got a wicked inventory. Clearly you paid for all that stuff right?

[He knows there is no way in hell that's the truth. But he's curious to just how this guy is going to react.]