"No, it'd be way too easy if you had that." [He's a bit of a pessimist but if something's killing people out there he's assuming it would get used for defense rather than murdering a poor, innocent part time employee.]

"I guess, since there is some audience, they want it to be a good show. Maybe, like, with a dramatic soundtrack attached to it or something." [It's a stupid idea but it's humorous enough to take a bit of the edge off.]

"I'll let you know if I start hearing scare chords in the mall."