"That's a loooot of questions. You gonna talk about me around town too?' Probably. People who talked like that didn't just stop because someone asked them nicely to knock it off. And there's more than one secret she'd rather not get out into the open. Being stuck here is weird enough without everyone knowing about...uh...things.

"Nothing...'vandal-y' at the bed and breakfast. Pretty sure I would have noticed." Probably admired it, too. She's not gonna rat on a street artist, even if she did know who they were.

"Maybe you should hang around in a bush or something. Down a dark alley. Do a stakeout or whatever it is you guys do."